I am Mac. Good with computers with a sarcastic sense of humor, I was never the type to fit in. School has always come easy to me, but the whole social aspect was never a game I really played nor understand. I certainly have not been involved with the '09ers or anything like that. So, yeah. Computers and Sarcasm are pretty much my thing.
Marcos: Ahoy, Mateys! Five-forty on your AM dial. Listen, or walk my enormous plank.
Veronica: Oh, I get it.
Mac: It's not all crotch-grabbing scatological man-humor. There's a little something for everyone.
Veronica: Flatulent sound effects for me?
Mac: And bitter tirades for me!
My laptop is sexier than your boyfriend. And it runs OS X.